Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Found your dick twin last night
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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