we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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