gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She's like a pop up book from hell.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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