Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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