i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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