how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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