Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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