David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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