so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
