finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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