you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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