it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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