oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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