Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
