There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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