doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i wish my penis had a tongue
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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