I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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