He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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