Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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