Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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