and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Randomize
