:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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