and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
