I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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