pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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