she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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