Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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