I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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