Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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