you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Randomize
