ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Randomize
