In the future we'll all be gay
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
