Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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