I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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