their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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