i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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