To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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