I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
