Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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