Yo dont text me then not text me
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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