You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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