My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
