i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I enjoy the company of your penis
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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