best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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