I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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