I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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