I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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