thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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