so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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