babies were throwing up all over the place
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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