dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
My ass is underappreciated
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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