Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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