sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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