But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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