"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
she peed on how many people?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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