Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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