How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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